VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA OH VIVA VIVA VALENTINES!!! Who is ready for my results!!! Of how my speeds are right now :3

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WHO IS READY FOR VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA OH VIVA VIVA VALENTINES!!! VA-LEN-TINE-TINE VIVA VALENTINES!!! ANYHOO!!! lets go onto this review of how my modem is right guys!?!?!? WHOS READY!!! :D I KNOW I AM!!! ALSO imma guessing jim16 and judge and judy are ANXIOUS to see how my modem is :3 SO ONTO THE REVIEW SHALL WE!?!?!? >:3

ANYHOO!!! my speeds are aok :3 well somewhat... BUT!!! its like cloudy out tonight and stuff ;-; STUPID CLOUDS GO AWAY!!! IMMA TRYING TO DO MY REVIEW!!! YOUR RUINING MY REVIEW CLOUDS!!!

Clouds: meh i dont care i gotta do my job also!!! i dont care about your speeds!!! WINTER IS HERE AND I SHALL BE HAVING SOME SNOW COMING YOUR WAY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! >:3

Deku: ugh... CLOUDS!!! IF YALL DONT LISTEN TO ME THEN!!! ILL BE SUPER MAD AT YOU CLOUDS!!! AND I HATE SNOW!!! CLOUDS!!! PLEASE LET ME DO MY REVIEW PWEEZ!!! ;-;

Clouds: POOP ON YOU DEKU!!! I DONT CARE!!!

Deku: WELL POOP ON YOU CLOUDS ALSO!!! >:( YOUR MAKING MY REVIEW NOT WORTHY RIGHT NOW!!! >:( SO STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND GO DO YOU CLOUDYS THINGS!!!

Clouds: meh ill go now...

Deku: THANK GAWD THEY STOPPED TALKING!!! >:3

Clouds: WHAT DID YA SAY!!!

Deku: NOTHING!!! JUST GO DO YOU CLOUDYS STUFF!!!

Clouds: ok.

Deku: THANK GAWD CLOUDS DOESNT RESPOND!!! >:3


ANYHOO!!! my speeds are somewhat aok :3 BUT!!! since its still winter time here... the speeds tend to go slow during peek hours sadly DX BUT!!! during the day time imma aok :3 ALSO!!! ive had about... 147gbs left or was it 148gbs left over as my data... SO!!! i stretched out my last remaining gbs over until it hitted midnight :3 THEN!!! IT RESET BY ITSELF!!! :D SO HAPPY IT DID!!! :D TIME TO DOWNLOAD SOME ANIME RIGHT!?!?!? >:3 AND also read some free manga online also :D

BUT!!! my video games online multiplayer HAVE BEEN AWESOMENESS!!! >:3 i dont know if anyone even plays modern warfare battlefield 4 onto the ps3 anymore DX which i hope so :3 BUT!!! i play dragon ball z xenoverse 2 onto my nintendo switch like ALOTTA!!! :3 BUT!!! i CANT go online cause i ALWAYS get this fricking stupid error code!!! DX BUT!!! i can play dragon ball z xenoverse 2 online with my xbox one BUT not my switch ;-; i wonder why ;-; hmmmmmm!!! ALSO!!! i can play splatoon 2 fine onto my switch even with NAT TYPE B BUT WHY CANT I PLAY MY DRAGON BALL Z XENOVERSE 2 ONLINE!!! ;-; makes me wonder if my switch hates me ;-;

ALSO!!! >:3 ive created a male saiyan race. WHICH!!! i called my saiyan male lil-fig cause my big brothers nickname was lil-fig :3 (my big brother got killed by a hit-in-run which i was 8 yrs old and didnt know what death ment until i saw my big brother into his casket ;-;  ) BUT!!! i also created a frieza race!!! :D still going through the story mode onto that frieza race SO I CAN GET THE GOLDEN FORM!!! >:3 AND THEN ILL BE THE NEW RULER OF WHAT FRIEZA USED TO BE NOW ILL BE THE NEW RULER AND HE WILL BOW BEFORE ME!!! >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:3

BUT!!! anyhoo... imma done here :3 HOPE YALL GUYS ENJOYED MY REVIEW!!! :3 ALSO!!! AS THEY SAY THE U.A. MOTTO HERE IS PLUS ULTRA STYLE!!! >:3
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i LOVE the pic... BUT!!! I HATE DOKKAN BATTLE SO FRICKING MUCH!!! ITS STUPID!!! to be honest -_-
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Deku...  I love your review post, absolutely love them.

They're like this.....   Never a dull moment  !!!

You should write a book and call it  "This is how life works"

You could say anything in it because it would all be valid.

Thanks for your review contribution, it was great as always and now we have to wait for the next one. *hurry up clock, go faster*
 
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Everything is now right with the world! 
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uhhhh to be honest... i dont know why imma so special onto this forum @>@ BUT!!! i dont know why though @>@ is there something special about me @>@ or what @>@ IF SO TELL ME PWEEZ!!! ;-;
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We like you because you have such a positive and glowing personality.
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@>@ OH YAYZA :D why thank you so much :3 also what does a glowing personality mean @>@
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"uhhhh to be honest... i dont know why imma so special"

Because you don't think you are, grasshopper!  :) 

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Does that make us officially "old farts" Brad?
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Just means we watched cool shows
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@Jim16 LOLZA!!! XD YOUR FUNNY!!! XD you cracked me up laughing so fricking hard i almost passed out from laughter to much @>@ now my lungs hurt DX BUT!!! the way you said to brad 

Does that make us officially "old farts" Brad?
CRACKED ME UP BIG TIME!!! XD LOLZA!!! you guys are probably old farts to be honest XD OH BOY!!! i cant hardly type without laughing at what jim16 said XD LOLZA!!! XD i think imma gonna pass out by laughing so fricking hard @>@ but i better calm myself down before i pass out DX
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Jim16, let's just say that I was able to take the pebble from my teacher's hand a long time ago....
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Oh!  No longer a "grasshopper"!
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I'd just like to say, I walked into the office today, and saw on our whiteboard that Deku Watch 2018 was over.  And that made me happy!
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I want, might make this week of no car - because a bloody deer hit me, I was stopped, a bit better. :)
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Hey Bev.....

I was wondering about you.  Seems you nearly up and disappeared on us.  At first I thought it was just the holidays..  but then still nothing or not much.

Now let's get this straight...  did the deer hit you or did you hit the deer?
PETA investigators are rather picky about these things so keep your story together.  Better stick to the "I was stopped" thing, it makes you look more innocent.
 
Did your car's air bags go off?

The best for last....   Are you alright?
 
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The deer hit me. I had stopped for one deer crossing my road, about 4 miles form home, first deer made it across the road, no problem. Second deer slammed into my driver's side door, knocked herself unconscious. I debated shooting her and making dinner but, out of season so, I let her live.

Luckily, my air bags did't go off so, not too bad. I still claimed it on my insurance, the deductible is less than the total cost of the repair and, it's my one free accident on my policy, so no rate increase.

I'm fine, no injuries.

As for being here less, just a very busy few months on the home front.

As for the humor, my granddaughter, Dani, got t-boned two days ago. Slow speed so, her car is still driveable. Thrus or Friday, when she takes me to get my car form the shop, we are leaving hers there to be repaired - driver's side door again. LOL (Same door as the deer hit on mine.)
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Judge and Jury is right... the bartender kept asking me for my fricking I.D. -_- also i wanted to make him to remember me... BUT!!! i kept on drinking cause... he made me mad for ALWAYS I.D. me -_- ALSO!!! it kept the bartender mad at me also XD BUT!!! the food was AWESOMENESS!!! >:3 yeah sad that there WAS alotta chicken left over sadly ;-;
i knew i shouldve took some home ;-; BUT!!! the plane probably wouldnt accept it sadly DX BUT!!!

i to had to go home early... cause the plane was around trip... so i could ONLY stay for so many hours ;-; BUT!!! also... seeing the boss a bit tipsy was awesomeness!!! >:3 ALSO!!! i already miss you guys ;-; MOSTLY craig ;-; hes so awesomeness!!! >:3

BUT!!! all good things come to an end sadly ;-; HOPE I CAN GET THE SAME THING AGAIN!!! >:3 ALSO!!! HOPE TO SEE YALL GUYS AGAIN!!! >:3 I HAD A BLAST!!! :3
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Wow... there ya are.....

So That's why you disappeared.  I gave the bartender a "ration of sh**t" about your I.D. and all.  I asked him if he was trying to remember your name for some reason but he played "Mr. Law and Order" on me saying there were many so people there and he couldn't possible remember all of them and since you look so young he thought someone might question if he was giving alcohol to minors.  I told him he was stupid if he couldn't remember you after about the 6th time.  If he was trying to remember your name... ha  ha ha.....    Good Luck !!!!  You said it about 10 times but I just had to stay with Deku because I can actually pronounce that !  The guy was an idiot.  All-in-all it was alright but I was hoping for more on the VS-2 thing but I guess they're proud that it didn't blow up on the launch-pad and actually made it up there and it didn't get lost in space.  Good food, good people, great beer.  Now I want to see what they do in Denver... or was that it????  What was the name of that new game you wanted??
 
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Bev,  Glad to hear from you.  Very Gald you are okay! We have missed you.  Diana
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Yes. Glad Bev is okay. I thought maybe she was secretly testing Viasat-2 or the latest top secret game from EA. One never knows!
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Or secretly writing a book that I plan to self publish once it's completed. You might like it if supernatural romance and hedonism are your thing. :)
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Well....good luck with that.

BTW...The Shape of Water has already been made into a film. Your book pretty much describes that movie!
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Not even close, totally different creatures and a lot darker, more violence, more blood, betrayal, action.
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You mean like here on this forum.....
 
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Sounds like WWE WrestleMania.... or a typical day on the Viasat Get Satisfaction Site!