Slow speeds at any time of the day or night

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These speeds are getting to be ridiculous. Sick of calling tech support. Didn't know I was on the 1Mbps plan.
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Ethan Farrell

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lsandersj

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I have that happen occasionally and usually resetting the modem (turn it off or unplug power) for 10 seconds or more helps.
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Tim Spake

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Wait for it........................but you are getting up to 12Mbps
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Ethan Farrell

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Yeah no kidding.
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Leo George Jr

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Allow me to play Chumpion..........You should know that the contract you signed says "UP TO 12 MBPS". Your speeds do not exceed that so you shouldn't complain. Also, the kiddos are out of school, and grandma is baking extra cookies so she needs to look up recipes. The new satellite should alleviate some of the congestion in due time. This issue IS NOT because this great company has OVERSOLD their satellites and the beams are so full. No, they would never do that!!!! Be patient.............
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Rotflmao....

I’ll try to do a small interpretation of major posts from now on. Even one that vetsatuser can understand ;).

I think it’s just an acquired skill with enough work put into it. Took me a while.

Always love your two way conversations with clouds or whoever.
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why thank you :3 how long did it take for you to even to understand me @?@

also yeah... when you mentioned about the clouds... imma just giggling away XD also... the clouds where kind of funny XD and its true... the fricking clouds where in the fricking way!!! >:( and so on >:( 

why do you love my 2 way conversations @?@ i just dont get why people just love it when i do that @?@

brain: i think imma gonna fart!!!

deku: DONT YOU DARE!!! I WAS JUST GONNA SAY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!! DO....NT... YOU... DARE!!!!!!!!!

brain: WATCH OUT!!! ITS GOING TO BE A STINK BOMB INSIDE THE SKULL AND ILL SUFFER FROM IT!!!

deku: well... you can just suffer and smell all that fart in... as my mind will just go blank anyways...

*the brain lets a big fart sound that the sound of it makes the entire trailer moves*

brain: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! GET ME OUTTA THIS SKULL!!! IT STINKS!!! DEKU!!! DEKU!!! DEKU!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?

deku: .........

brain: awman... i think her mind went blank now... NOW IMMA GOING TO SUFFER NOW!!! PEW PEW PEW!!! IT STINKS SO MUCH INSIDE HER SKULL!!! i think imma going to pass out in here now...

*the brain passes out and deku comes to her senses*

deku: BRAIN!!! WHAT IN THE HECK DID YOU DO!?!?!? MY MIND IS COMPLETLY BLANK NOW!!! THANK ALOTTA!!!

brain: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

but yeah... legit... i had like an extreme brain fart @>@ that is how my brain was like @>@ and how i felt @>@ just now @>@
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Months to understand....

VetSatuser translation:

Deku happy. Nuff said.
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@>@ OH MY GOODNESS!!! @>@ wowza @>@ and yeah vetsatuser would actually say that XD kind of funny to be honest XD
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I have been drinking peach moonshine tonight. It helps with both slow internet speeds and understanding what Deku is
saying.

Peach moonshine has twice the alcohol content, so of course it can do more than the blackberry shine! It's not the holiday season, so I have to have some substitute for spiked eggnog.
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Excuse my ignorance but what the f is :3, so much gibberish
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ugh... welp!!! if your not into anime nor manga... then you dont need to know :) ONLY anime and manga fans will understand :3 here is what imma going to say and stuff :3 BUT!!! into an emoji faces :3 so if ya dont understand of how the emojis imma sending then... too bad... WELP!!! HERE I GO!!! 

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)      ლ( ́∀`ლ)         (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻     ( ̄へ ̄)        

this is me when you dont get what imma trying to say XD

〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜        ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ        (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ           ヘ( ̄▽ ̄*)ノ          \( ̄▽ ̄;)/

good luck of finding out who those means >:3 also have fun with those!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧