3 items you should have if you live in a rural area.

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1- satellite internet dish.
2- satellite TV dish
3- DVD or blu-ray player

I have found that having all 3 of these items has made my rural lifestyle very pleasant. Trying to substitute item 1 for item 2 and/or 3 leads to headache and heartache.  A lot of things are cheaper in the country, connectivity is not one of them.  I feel bad for the people affected by the data policy change, VS2 is apparently a bust, but those affected can cancel without paying the early cancellation fee.  The rest of us will just keep rolling along....
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Posted 3 months ago

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Gwen

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You forgot ductape , cant live in the country without it , i use it every other day lol 
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Why not every day?
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Gwen

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haha prolly could find something to use it on daily 
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Casual Observer

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4 - Sense of humor
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This is not the perfect list because he hadn't said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting' drunk.
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Gwen

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You forgot nascar !! Us country girls love to watch nascar  , Specially drunk with our mothers while on a train or in a truck just after getting out of prison
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Gotta add bailing wire or twine and hot wire and a shot gun or .22 at least. An axe and a chainsaw and, some matches or a lighter and a cast iron pot.

Now go get a few squirrels for dinner so you can give your woman or man dinner and a movie.
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Check the first four mentioned, and check yours, too.  Not doin' the squirrels, though.  LOL.  
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Definitely gotta have a shotgun and a chainsaw.
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And the .22.  Both are a must have, or at least a should have.  
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fmj77

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Yep. Shotgun for home defense and a .22 for plinking.
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What about a weed eater and a live chicken, and some cool whip?
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Please report to the blue tent for further observation.
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Is the Cool Whip for the live chicken?  
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Not even going there - drat, so hard to resist a really bad chicken joke but NSFW so nope.